In Poor Taste

Sean reveals the secret to his sexual power: a cucumber in his pants. The North Korean hackers got to us. A strange man named Big Jim calls in to a phone we didn't know existed and brings a bag of goodies for Sean. Christmas spirit handjob!

Sydney Crosby is a Mumpleface. Eric brings in two 6 packs of beers we've never tried for a tasting which doesn't turn out very good. Brought to you by ButtNut.com and Casadoro Brothers!

With no money coming in to the show, Eric procures some sponsors. Bill Lawyerson is back to bother us again. Plus: A presidential address, more Morning Zoo, and we check back in with the man lost in the Grand Canyon.

Clem and Jeb return to the studio, angry as ever. A strange morning zoo show somehow ended up in this episode. Later, Eric's new boom box that he bought at a garage sale causes a lot of trouble, so he calls in help to get rid of it. Little did your two hosts know, J-Pro had other plans for them.

Our first episode. We literally sat down with no idea what was about to happen, hit record, and basically did a one-hour long sound check. It's terrible, but it sets up a few characters for callbacks. If this is your first listen, maybe skip to episode 7 or 8. The sound quality is hideous on this one, and the first few as J-Pro's heater made several appearances, and I attempted to edit out the loud blowing sound. That explains why we sound like robots in the first 5 episodes or so.